Am I Big Enough For Ya?


So I am 38 weeks and counting, but my sweet and wonderful doctor is going to induce me six days early. HALLELUJAH! I think he knew that if he didn't agree to induce me, I would bring out my nunchuck skills and tell him who's boss. We are anxiously awaiting the arrival of baby girl and hope that by some miracle we will know what to name her when we see her.

I have to say that I won't miss having people (mostly men) ask me
in Costco if my baby is going to fall out right there in the frozen food isle.

Or...WOW! Your REALLY pregnant.

Or...just staring at my belly wide eyed with their jaw hanging open.

Or...my favorite...when they point at my bellybutton and tell me that my turkey timer says I'm done.

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

19 comments:

Traci said...

People can be so lame!! I am sorry but you look so cute. You are all baby and not one ounce of fat on you! Good luck with the induction and I will be over when she comes home! Love ya!

kateworthi said...

Your belly looks beautiful and fantastic! You have the cutest body. And thanks for sharing all your ... "fun" experiences with the human race during this pregnancy. I can't say I've been so lucky. But let's face it, I've decided most people are total idiots when they open their mouths... Good luck with the induction! We can't wait to see this baby!

Freddie said...

Wow Jesi ,, did some one really tell you that your turkey timer said you were done????? Really?? You have to be kidding me. Ok ,, was it a man or a woman? You look beautiful and Im so pround of you at what a wonderful mom you are to Z and i know this new little one will be so happy to get you for a mom.. We love you ,, good luck.

"All you need is love" said...

Justin told me that he was 'chatting' it up with Pauly last night. I am so excited that you are going to have your baby any day, and a girl too! We love having a little girl. I can't wait to hear what you name her, girls names are harder...I think. Just don't make something up like 'blaken' or 'Hazenly' I have beef with people and their pseudo feminine names; Ryan is a boys' name. I know I just offended half the Utah moms between the ages of 25 and 40.
-scratch that, whatever you name your baby will be adorable...little Nathanial Rose is a great name for a girl.
-j

Matt and Carly Van Dyke said...

LOL! Those costco comments are hilarious!! You are the tiniest pregnant woman with the cutest belly I've ever seen! Seriously!

motherofangels said...

At least you are all belly and not just all over like me :) You look great!

Hannah and KC Stayner said...

you look amazing jess! cant wait to meet her

The Allred Family said...

hilarious. people are such idiots. you look amazing!

Nicole said...

I agee with The Allred Family!!

THE FAMILY OF OAK said...

You are SO cute jess. I guess you can be glad that I am in Utah County, because I would be all over your tummy. lol. It is SO cute and people are HILARIOUS. Hang in there....you are so close. I can't wait to see her!!!!!

Connie said...

You are cute pregnant mommy!! Good luck with your delivery!

Rachel said...

You look amazing...I'd rather have it all out front than all over my body!! You seriously are adorable...I wish I looked as good as you when I was pregnant!

Tiffany said...

Um-that is so stinkin cute, I can't stand it!!!
Are you still doing buttered toast?
I am doing a giveaway in December and I know you will be popping out a kid, but if you were up to it, I would love for you to be a part of it!
Love your face and that belly!

THE FAMILY OF OAK said...

FIVE DAYS TO GO!!!!!!!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

Jessica Munk said...

Seriously!! I hated those comments!!

Kalli said...

haha I never got those comments so feel glad you at least look pregnant and not just like you gained 100 pounds but I am excited for you to get "relief" from that little one inside so keep updating so we know when she comes! Oh and I think Kalli is a beautiful name (sorry I had to do that cause that is what I hate is when people tell you to name your child after them) and I hope nobody else told you seriously to do that cause then I would feel bad.

Jill, Kenny and Aiden said...

You look great. It's because you're so stinking skinny, there's nowhere for that baby to hide! I can't wait to meet her and hold her! (You'll let me hold her right??) Good luck with all that is coming your way!

Stephens Six said...

I would love it if I got those comments instead of the ones I always got like," Oh I had no Idea you were pregnant! (That is their ways of saying you are to fat to tell that there is a baby in there.) Or "OH my you dont even need materinty cloths" ( means that XXL works fine for you.) At least everyone Knew there was a baby inside you and now you probably have jeans on and I have PJ pants on and no jeans in site for me for months. I screwed up and really did eat for 2. Not a good idea.

Stephens Six said...

I would love it if I got those comments instead of the ones I always got like," Oh I had no Idea you were pregnant! (That is their ways of saying you are to fat to tell that there is a baby in there.) Or "OH my you dont even need materinty cloths" ( means that XXL works fine for you.) At least everyone Knew there was a baby inside you and now you probably have jeans on and I have PJ pants on and no jeans in site for me for months. I screwed up and really did eat for 2. Not a good idea.