My two year old teenager

My sweet, crazy, insane child turned two a week ago and I almost forgot to blog about it! What kind of mother/blogger would I be if I didn't blog about my first born's second year of life! Ok....I'm going a little overboard.
Anywho, Zander turned two and apparently this meant that he thinks he can act like a teenager. He INSISTED that this was what he was going to wear (see below) for his big day. I guess I should have been happy he didn't choose to wear his birthday suit....ok that was lame...moving on. My step mom calls the "birthday boy" to wish him a Happy Birthday. He looks at me, takes the phone, goes into his room, and shuts the door. I walk in there to tell him to say goodbye and I see him laying on his bed with one leg crossed over the other with the cell phone to his ear. He takes one look at me and says, "No Mamma, Shut da door!" as he is pointed at me to get out. Apparently it was a private conversation. I couldn't help but burst out laughing. *sigh* I didn't know I was raising a 16 year old in a two year old body.

This is his birthday cake.....HA HA HA...yea right, I wish I was that talented! In my mind this is what it looked like.....

This is what it really looked like. Wow! Obviously cake decorating is not my forte. I am actually laughing out loud as I write this because those cupcakes are so pathetic! I think next year I am asking Hillary to make his cake- she has mad cake decorating skills!
Happy Birthday Z-bug!

8 comments:

Freddie said...

OK now that im laughing out loud and almost to tears no less, I have to say this is a classic. Oh but wait... the doctor story is even better and you have to post about that soon too. For now though this was quite the birthday boy. Wow do we love this kid. See the smile on "Crap-a's" face in the back ground? love "Bum- ma"

Kenny, Jill and Aiden said...

Happy Birthday Zander! What a cute boy! All these kids are growing up, it's kind of sad but they're so cute doing it!

The Elmers said...

Awww, Happy Birthday to him! It goes way too fast! When is the next bundle making a debut?? huh huh?

billiebrand said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA some people may not get the sarcasm about the hillary cake decorating thing.

SHELTON SHIPWRECK said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZANDER! OH JES AND PAUL YOU DONE GOOD WITH THIS BOY! i could seriously take a big bite out of him... give him kisses for me....Aunt Laurie

Jennifer Heath said...

If we could only keep cake, candles and a hat on and in front of the boy until he gets through the "terrible twos" we might have it made. What a sweet face he has on for his birthday!

THE FAMILY OF OAK said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY:) He is so cute and your cupcakes look DELICIOUS!!!

Tiffany Hewlett said...

He is adorable! So fun to see your blog-I will have to add you to mine so I can keep up with you from now on!