Even though he drives me crazy sometimes...
all he has to do is show my those cute teeth of his and I forget everything.
My kid is INSANE....or is it me going insane?
Quite a hectic morning for me. Not because I had a lot to do, but because my boy apparently did. Here is how the first half hour of my morning went after Paul left for work. First, I gave Zander a bath and noticed that his finger and toe nails were getting long so I clipped them in a nice orderly pile. Out of the blue Zander looks down, grabs the pile of them, and shoves them into his mouth. Well I guess that meant breakfast was taken care of.
Next he wants his toothbrush. I'm thinking to myself, "I'm so glad he likes to brush his teeth!" As I'm entering my bedroom I hear SWISH SWISH SLURP. I peek at Zander and he is dipping his race car toothbrush into the toilet and proceeding to suck the toilet water out of it. Classy!
I thought these two events merited a text to Paul telling him how my morning was going. As I am texting, Zander proceeds to reach his arm into the child proof locked drawer and grabs my hot pink nail polish and runs into his bedroom (he's still completely naked mind you because I just got him out of the tub). I send my text and realize that he is creating hot pink art all over his face and body. So.....I grab him and throw him BACK into the tub (luckily he was still in the buff) and well, snapped a few pictures of course, and then gave him a scrubbing with nail polish remover. Any suggestions on how to get nail polish off teeth? Amazingly enough there wasn't a drop of nail polish anywhere but on his body. I think I'll call it a day.
I was trying to get him to show the nail polish on his top teeth, but was unfortunately unsuccessful.
Next he wants his toothbrush. I'm thinking to myself, "I'm so glad he likes to brush his teeth!" As I'm entering my bedroom I hear SWISH SWISH SLURP. I peek at Zander and he is dipping his race car toothbrush into the toilet and proceeding to suck the toilet water out of it. Classy!
I thought these two events merited a text to Paul telling him how my morning was going. As I am texting, Zander proceeds to reach his arm into the child proof locked drawer and grabs my hot pink nail polish and runs into his bedroom (he's still completely naked mind you because I just got him out of the tub). I send my text and realize that he is creating hot pink art all over his face and body. So.....I grab him and throw him BACK into the tub (luckily he was still in the buff) and well, snapped a few pictures of course, and then gave him a scrubbing with nail polish remover. Any suggestions on how to get nail polish off teeth? Amazingly enough there wasn't a drop of nail polish anywhere but on his body. I think I'll call it a day.
I was trying to get him to show the nail polish on his top teeth, but was unfortunately unsuccessful.
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